And some things are better off unsaid...

If you're looking to expand your creative "inside your head" vocabulary, take three kids to the grocery store while two fight in the shopping cart and refuse to exit when reaching the car and pick up your Coke 12 pack to have it spontaneously empty itself in the parking lot. I counted those cans twice...yep, just ten. I pulled the car forward to find one under the car and another 10 parking spaces away. Thank goodness I don't have thought bubbles, because mine would have looked like this, "@$&%*!!" Kinda like Q Bert.