Fast as a cow...

If my neighbors had a "Kim cam," they would never be without entertainment. Before the monsoon hit, I moved my flowers onto the sidewalk for a little natural watering. Gene came in and said two of the pots had blown over, so I went out to bring the two weaklings back onto the porch. I stood on the porch for a LONG time sizing up the wind pattern, rainfall intensity, and how fast my fat butt could move. With my catlike reflexes, at just the right moment, I leapt from the porch and grabbed the pot first pot. I think it was at that moment that God checked his "Kim scorecard" and realized that he's winning (I need to remember that) and opened the skies further and blew the rain to fully engulf the porch leaving me quite wet and waiting for my next opportunity to grab the other pot. Lol! Well played, God. Well played. BTW, when I said catlike reflexes, it's more like a cow being chased by something non-threatening. Mmmm hmmm...I am THAT fast.