When playing with a battery powered car, do not allow its tires to come in contact with your long, blonde hair. The hair will wrap around the tires like spaghetti on a fork.
Part two of this PSA, if you cut your own hair from the car, leaving the long, blonde hair dangling from the tire, do not report to your mother that your dark, curly, short-haired brother is in the bathroom cutting his hair from the said car.
Dear child, your mother has been trained by the FBI (she was a fifth grade teacher) and she investigates everything. The hair color, length, and texture are not a direct match to the brother, but rather you, reporter.
I'm sad to report that there are no pictures of this calamity. Though, the decent chunk of hair that was either cut or pulled from the child's head were in a location on her head that will not affect any future hair style. WHEW!!!
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